Sunday, July 6, 2008

well nothing ever went quite exactly as we planned. our ideas held no water but we used them like a damn...

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Today, in Awe Inspiring StupidityPolitics:

Bush: Olympic Boycott Would Insult Chinese.

boy·cott (boikt)
tr.v. boy·cott·ed, boy·cott·ing, boy·cotts
To abstain from or act together in abstaining from using, buying, or dealing with as an expression of protest or disfavor or as a means of coercion. See Synonyms at blackball.

Verb
to refuse to deal with (an organization or country) as a protest against its actions or policy

... yeaaaaaah. ... that's... that's pretty much the whole idea. the insult thing. yeah. who is his press secretary again?

Press Secretary: "Ok, Mr. President. Let's go over this one more time. What do we do before we speak to the media?
President: "... We... wait, I know this one... we think about whether what we're gonna say is an Out Loud sentence or a Keep It To Myself sentence."
Press Secretary: "And what do we do if we're not sure?"
President: "I find you, and test it out."
Press Secretary: "That's right. And a good rule of thumb, especially when you can't find me, is: 'when it doubt, don't let it out."


McCain Battles a Nemesis, the Teleprompter.


Dear Mark Leibovich,

Please be my friend.

Love, Me.

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